I guess you could say that puns are just a pizza me

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animals-riding-animals:

majestic dog riding dog

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

Anonymous asked: tbh i think if everyone had the same mind set as you there would be no wars just dogs and eggs everywhere

bewbin:

one time i punched my cousin in the chest and then told him to always stay ready for anything 

thecalmfangirl:

And sometimes you just need to have it all.

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

school tomorrow more like school tomorno

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

ruinedchildhood:

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