a pumpkin skeleton jealous of other pumpkin skeletons

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sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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Track: its exactly what it looks like.
Artist: chenyakumo.tumblr.com

lamonogatari:

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

i’ve been waiting for this

scientifrick:

methtacular:

scientifrick:

"i wouldnt trade you for anything on this planet"

"okay but there are some really cool lizards on this planet”

lizards are creepy kylee

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scenicroutes:

hey kids!! it’s monday!! the start of a brand new week. this is a chance to start over fresh, to attack the projects you’ve been working on with newfound determination. whatever you need to do this week, you can do it. whatever hurdles you need to clear this week, you can leap over them. whatever obstacles you’re facing this week, you can knock them down. keep going! you are strong and you are going to win!

doctorgrump:

doctorgrump:

i just think its really cute because on cybertron they dont say “i love you” they say

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which translates to “your spark is of pure light that brightens life and casts a shadow on fears” and i think that’s beautiful

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taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

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now it is the cover of the great gatsby

dronesleep:

got dengit

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)


madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up